A cold snap in Florida has every county declared a disaster area and its my job to show Floridians what their farmers are going through. I attempt to do this beautifully, making the images as impactful as possible.

Sometimes, corporate deception is the only way to get shit done. Case in point:

See that 1lb hairball tumbling across our great nation?

yes…doug ohlin is not only a photojournalist, but also a purveyor of fine works of graphic rediculocity.

…our art director at the station doesnt approve. on account of multiple “misunderstandings,” he has a bit of a problem with my self-expressions manifesting on the same screen as the station’s logo.

misunderstandings, you say? I offer an example:

Our web manager, who has since been laid off, had a weekly segment on our morning show where he would present 4-5 websites/services/etc. within that weeks theme. an interactive flash-based fireworks display and some cookout tips on the week of july 4th, for instance. well said webguy had been asking the art director (politely, i may add) for an opening clip for his segment for some time. and by “some time” i mean roughly 5 months.

I, having learned of such evil, agreed to make an open for webguy. it cont